Although distracted by our domestic situation, buried beneath paint tins and mounting invoices, am keeping a jaundiced eye on the Brexit saga. Could we have a more incompetent individual at the helm? Well yes: Jezza, obviously. But then they said the same about Trump, and he appears to be delivering much of what Americans asked for. “Nothing has changed,” says Theresa. Yet all I can see is capitulation to Brussels and the prospect of an ultra-soft Brexit or no Brexit at all. Betrayal is everywhere.