Tuesday, March 6

The obesity war

Public Health England insists our diet follows the 400–600–600 rule. Accordingly, after consulting a calorie chart, I have begun formulating menu options:
  • Breakfast: bowl of porridge, slice of buttered toast and black coffee. 
  • Lunch: bottle of white wine. 
  • Dinner: club sandwich and black coffee. 
 Can’t see this campaign working, but then who am I to question the experts.

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