The car wash took a tad longer this morning as my arrival coincided with a raid by the immigration wallahs. Guess it’s part of the fun of being employed in our so-called gig economy – at least they weren’t picking flowers this time. As I waited I read the papers … Theresa May’s latest wheeze on university fees. The girl will never learn. As Thatcher demonstrated with her foray into the poll tax business, there are certain things you don’t mess with – why the NHS will stumble on in perpetuity.