Friday, July 21

I’m sure this will go well

Boots the Chemist tells women they should keep their knickers on. Boots are a particular bête noire of mine in that they bug the pants off me every time I purchase a particular brand of decongestants. On two occasions I’ve been accused of buying the tablets to convert into speed or ice. For the avoidance of doubt I was unsure what speed and ice were and had to resort to Google.

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