Sunday, October 11
Pink shirts and overly clean hands
I don’t mind the odd England international but not at the expense of the Premier League. Weekends aren’t the same, reduced to highlights of Walsall v Burton Albion. With no Gary Lineker on the box, last night I ended up watching the Ted Hughes biopic: Wicker Man meets Hammer film Productions. Who makes these programmes? This morning it’s the action from Sochi, narrated by the usual suspects. Given their style of dress and the way the two of them mince around the pits I suppose I have always assumed Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard are a gay couple. Hardly the sort of guys you’d hire to advertise Swarfega.